Back when I was a brand new mom and monkey was only 7 weeks old; I thought the worst thing that could happen with Desitin - is getting it on his nose.
Boy was I stupid.
And totally delusional.
One day, I changed monkeys diaper and put him down for his nap.
He was about 7 months old.
I closed his door, answered a phone call and sat down on the couch. I opened a new bag of chips and settled down to watch TV.
I start eating when I noticed a rather strange taste to the chips.
Desitin flavored chips are not the best.
After dry heaving for about 30 muins and scrubbing my mouth out; I vowed to never do that again.
I walked to my bathroom and was about to wash my hands when I thought: "Psshh, that doesn't make sense. You're about to go to the bathroom Jessica. Just wash your hands after."
Well, this smarty pants sat down on the john and did her biznezz. After a coupla seconds, I rubbed my face. I was tired ya know. Baking a baby and having a 15 month old is tiring!
Anyhow, as my hand passed my eyes; I noticed something.
Yeah. I had poop on my finger.
Scrubbed my face and of course dry heaved and made the same promise again.
However, the other day something happened. I got monkey out of bed and changed his diaper. We passed by Diva's room to get to the living room. Monkey screamed: Baby seep!
Me: (placed finger on mouth) Shh monkey. Thats right, baby is sleeping.
And yup. You guessed it.
I got a mouth full of Desitin. When will I ever learn?!