It's been a while.
I've been surviving? How are you, people who can't answer me back physically?
So why have I started writing again you ask? Great question, imaginary people who asked me. You see, I am starting a writing career and need a place where people can see how freaking awesome my writing skills is (yes I did that on purposes).
I've been having fun with the kids, dealing with my bipolar diagnosis, living life all happy schmappy. Okay, not really as well, der - I have bipolar suhckahs.
Oh, just so you know I'm going through a funk. A depressive state if you will, and when I do? Sarcasm is my superpower.
And apparently I call people suhckah - a whole lot.
I wish I was kidding about that last sentence.
Anyhow, I am starting my writing career - check out my site www.jessicatorres.net. I tried getting a dot com, but that is what sucks about having a common name. If anyone wants to give me tips on how to make it better, my site - not my last name. I like my last name. Website tips? I am so all ears. Oh, and now y'all know my real name. How do you feel knowing this well kept secret?
So, trying to think what else has been going on. Oh, my therapist up and retired on me. I'm trying not to go all sally field (is it sally field?) on her and scream: "why are you leaving me?" But it's all good. I think I found a new one....not sure.
Many reasons I'm not sure, biggest one is I know them personally.
Oh another big thing? I'm having surgery. They are removing my catchers mitt, that's uterus for those of you not immature like me. It's a partial hysterectomy, so I won't go through menopause at least.
Um, I guess that's it. If this post comes out weird looking? It's cause I wrote it on my phone - so ya gotta accept it suhckahs. Typos, weird spacing & all.
Well, at least until my next post. Todays my internet is being all pms-y, so I can't.