The Divaness

So my daughter is a very interesting foe - cause yes y'all...she is a foe in this story.
First reason?

She refuses to eat any table food I give her. She must take the food for herself, play with it for 20 minutes and if it survived that long? Eat it. God, I wish I was kidding about that.

This girl is so stubborn, I swear she gets that from Mr. Man. Stop laughing, I'm serious.

Anyhow, this latest battle we've had? Has been with the high chair.

She eats her meals in this chair, which I would choose to believe she loves. Mostly cause she doesn't scream when put her in it.

But when she's particularly playful, in the middle of feeding her - she'll start spinning her head like a woman in a pentecostal church service.

I believed it was just from her rubbing her head on the back of the chair. So what did I do? Shoo...I busted out my mad mommy skills and moved the chair like this.

Mad skillz right?

So she would eat her meals without looking like a mad child.

This was after eating - Calliou is apparently very interesting 

But what does this child up and do in response?

I give up.