One night I was typing away (writing for you nontechnical people who as I write this....I must admit thats a very few amount of people most of whom....ummm....sooo.....), while my husband was lying down...laying down....whatevering on the couch. Mr man, who I thought was asleep, turned to me and said:
Mr. Man: be careful. You don't want to drop it
Me: I just...wait..huh?
Mr. Man: you heard me
Me: but the laptop is in the couch. Theres no possible way for me...
Mr. Man: yeah
And with that he closed his eyes and turned away from me.
And that is why I now ask him "are you awake?" 5 times before I start talking to him.
Though I probably don't hafta ask him as he's eating...or drinking...or on the john....
Maybe when he's on the john.
Mr. Man: be careful. You don't want to drop it
Me: I just...wait..huh?
Mr. Man: you heard me
Me: but the laptop is in the couch. Theres no possible way for me...
Mr. Man: yeah
And with that he closed his eyes and turned away from me.And that is why I now ask him "are you awake?" 5 times before I start talking to him.
Though I probably don't hafta ask him as he's eating...or drinking...or on the john....
Maybe when he's on the john.

I have to ask my husband this all the time. But to be honest, my favourite conversations with him are had while he's asleep. Like this gem:
ReplyDeleteMe: Zzzzz...
Him: I HAVE TO SAVE THE QUEEN
Me: Wha?
Him: I'm here to save the queen.
Me: The Queen of what?
Him (sarcastically): The country, duh.
Me: Righto
Him: No! Don't close the Stargate yet!
Me: Ok, well hurry up then.
Him: Zzzzzz...
Hahahaha! So awesome!
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