So I know that I speak in my own language. My family and friends loving call it a Jessica-ism. I would like to offer up translations for those who don't visit often. Some translations use the word in a sentence after the translation.
Oh yeah, I will offer up some translations for Monkey Man too.
Dohickey - when I can't think of the name of a word I usually give it this name. Please hold the dohickey while I pour the juice.
Awesomeness - Not being awesome at all. Its usually a sarcastic use of the word. Total awesomeness, I forgot to bring the baby's bottle!
Spirilogical - Combination of the words spiritual and theological. Having anything to do with religion. Lets have a spirilogical debate about this.
Stinkin A - What I usually say when I am upset about something. More of an exclamation. This is not me using this statement as a substitution for a cuss word. Stinkin A! Those neighbors are roller skating upstairs!
Stinkin - I usually use this word to describe people and/or objects I do not like. Again, not a replacement word for a cuss word. Stinkin neighbors!!
Stoopit - I use this when someone acts (or says) so extremely dumb, this is the only word to describe it.
Thingy - Another word I use when I can't think of the proper name. Give me the thingy so I can change the channel.
Wichita - When I do not know the location a person is from and I know they are from another state, I say they are from here. Cause Wichita sounds so far away from where I live.
Freakadelicious - When I see a person doing something out of character it is...freakadelicious. Man that Taxi driver is driving slow. That is just freakadelicious!
nahsomush - Not so much
Cheel - Chill
splain - explain
somesing - something
Deeeeaaaaffffinitely - Definitely
fuuuuhhhhnneeeeee - Funny
Blogtopia - The world of blogging
Pherblutzed - I use this word for when I really don't know what word I actually mean.
Papito - Spanish for "Little Daddy". A term of endearment
Vieja - Spanish for "Old Lady". It is literally translated ancient. So therefore when you call someone that...its not really a term of endearment. I call my grandmother vieja only because I know it irritates her. See how awesome I am?
Gah! - Not really a word. More of a sound I make when I am frustrated. Its better than screaming. Cause at least when Mr. Man hears me utter this sound he knows nothing is physically wrong with me. So in essence. I have no idea what I am talking about. This word can mean whatever you want it to mean. Freebie...
Sup witat - What is up with that?
Shoppers Blind - the process of buying so much that you forget you are a poor slob who can't afford this crap.
Artistical - Of or being related to art (derf people...self-explanatory)
Monkey Man translations:
Mimi - Mommy
Dada - Daddy
Eeeaa? - Eat
Bore - More
Baby - Baby
Dow - Down
Dun - Done
Wheresit? - Where is it?
Whosdat? - Who is that?
Whasdat? - What is that?
Tha you - Thank you
Ooouuudanding - Oooooooutstanding
Odo - Special Agent Oso
Ah dun - All done
Youse - Juice
Corcor - Color
Hoe - Home
Teee - T.V.
Furrrr - fish (goldfish cracker) or food
Cacker - Cracker (goldfish) or cookie
Coporn - popcorn
You're probably gonna hafta be expecting some more! I come up with words all of the time.